One day to go

The Apprentice is by far the greatest reality television show on television. It's so excrutiating seeing these cocksure ambitious types completely mess up a presentation to a proper business executive. It makes me feel much better about myself.

It reminds me of when I was training to be an accountant. They'd send you off on a residential management training course where you'd have to do Apprentice type tasks (obviously on a much smaller scale). Inevitably at some point on these courses I'd have to give a presentation to someone pretending to be a proper business executive, and no matter how awful I was, I was like Richard Branson compared to these jokers.

So here are the guesses for this year's Apprentice and it's all ladies. No one has picked a blokey.

Bentonbag = pink arrow

Friend of Mickey and Davie's TV Rant, GP = red arrow

Davie = blue arrow

Mickey = green arrow.

Any more guesses (and to be honest no-one else reads this rubbish so there won't be any more) will have to be received before 9pm tomorrow.